BOYS TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS SO WEIRD THEY LIKE GRAB THE SHIRT FROM THE BACK OF THEIR NECK AND YANK IT OVER THEIR HEAD THAT IS SO SEXUAL LIKE I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW YOU DO IT BOYS
*cries loudly into keyboard
(Source: drunkpeeta)
no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
(Source: simply-quotes)
MY FRIEND APRIL JUST TOLD ME THAT A GUY IN HER DORM BUILDING HAS A TATTOO OF A CAT RIDING A PIZZA SKATEBOARD AND IT SAYS “GET MEOWTA HERE”
i wasn’t kidding okay
todaY IN SCHOOL THIS KID HAD A SHREK MASK AND HE PUT IT ON AND YELLED “IS SCHOOL ALMOST OGRE?!” AND I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF OMFG
(Source: fancy--pancakes)
